Attention all protestors! Act now before it is to late. Save your country from socialism, screw your neighbor, and support your communist buddy China. Supplies are unlimited so act now!
WARNING: All products are made from cheap child labor filled with toxic chemicals to get your point across. Don’t worry, your current health care system will provide you the greatest of care when you need to run to the ER because your lungs gave out breathing that nice toxic smell from those pretty colorful markers.
You can find us on almost every corner; you know the one where your fellow Americans once worked.