Just when you thought it was getting all better out there, wouldn’t you know it God received his foreclosure papers today. In a long battle with cutthroat capitalism, God Almighty lost the heavens today to the greed on Wall Street. In a heart-wrenching story with the local news, God stated he just couldn’t keep up with the high interest rates for the prime property he set aside for everyone. When asked what led to the high interest rates he told us the story of the high health care bills he received when you tortured and killed his son. It may have been over 2000 years ago, but the bills just don’t seem to end.
God said please do not worry about him, he will once again get back on his feet, until then, there will be room in a place called Hell a few blocks down. Many are working hard to make sure your stay there is as comfortable as possible.