We all know the greatest story ever told, you know the story where the Son of God is born, teaches mankind a new mindset, and then is taken by the Romans and nailed to the cross. He dies, then 3 days later, rises from the dead and ascends into heaven.
Every Christian has been waiting for over 2000 years for Lord Jesus Christ’ return so he may rapture all those faithful and born again into heaven to be with his heavenly father for eternity.
Obviously this was not enough for 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella, nor was she ready to be raptured up into heaven. As she drove her 2005 Chevy Monte Carlo, Brittany spotted the Lord Jesus Christ walking across the street in the crosswalk. In a modern day turn of events, Brittany seized the moment and nailed the Lord Jesus Christ to the CROSSwalk. Lord Jesus Christ was heard yelling “Me” as he tumbled down the pavement.
Fortunately for Lord Jesus Christ he was not killed a second time around, nor did it take him 3 days to rise again. Thankfully with modern day technology, Lord Jesus Christ was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor facial injuries and then later released.
As of right now, Lord Jesus Christ is unsure when the rapture will take place because unbeknownst to him the US Government has been cracking down on illegal immigrants using our emergency rooms, and as soon as he was released, he was handed over to the INS to be investigated for being in our country illegally.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news