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The twelve days of Christmas – Republican Style!

Monday, December 14th, 2009

 

 

On the 1st day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

A crashing economy!

 

 

On the 2nd day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

2 endless wars!

And a crashing economy!

 

 

On the 3rd day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

3 new laws screwing me in bankruptcy!

2 endless wars!

And a crashing economy!

 

 

On the 4th day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

4 painful Palin interviews!

3 new laws screwing me in bankruptcy!

2 endless wars!

And a crashing economy!

 

 

On the 5th day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

5 golden parachutes!

4 painful Palin interviews!

3 new laws screwing me in bankruptcy!

2 endless wars!

And a crashing economy!

 

 

On the 6th day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

6 thousand-point drop in the stock market!

5 golden parachutes!

4 painful Palin interviews!

3 new laws screwing me in bankruptcy!

2 endless wars!

And a crashing economy!

 

 

On the 7th day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

7 major freedoms lost in the patriot act!

6 thousand-point drop in the stock market!

5 golden parachutes!

4 painful Palin interviews!

3 new laws screwing me in bankruptcy!

2 endless wars!

And a crashing economy!

 

 

On the 8th day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

8 people on a death panel!

7 major freedoms lost in the patriot act!

6 thousand-point drop in the stock market!

5 golden parachutes!

4 painful Palin interviews!

3 new laws screwing me in bankruptcy!

2 endless wars!

And a crashing economy!

 

 

On the 9th day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

9 tea party protests!

8 people on a death panel!

7 major freedoms lost in the patriot act!

6 thousand-point drop in the stock market!

5 golden parachutes!

4 painful Palin interviews!

3 new laws screwing me in bankruptcy!

2 endless wars!

And a crashing economy!

 

 

On the 10th day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

10 false fox news reports!

9 tea party protests!

8 people on a death panel!

7 major freedoms lost in the patriot act!

6 thousand-point drop in the stock market!

5 golden parachutes!

4 painful Palin interviews!

3 new laws screwing me in bankruptcy!

2 endless wars!

And a crashing economy!

 

 

On the 11th day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

11 lobbyists for spanking

10 false fox news reports!

9 tea party protests!

8 people on a death panel!

7 major freedoms lost in the patriot act!

6 thousand-point drop in the stock market!

5 golden parachutes!

4 painful Palin interviews!

3 new laws screwing me in bankruptcy!

2 endless wars!

And a crashing economy!

 

 

On the 12th day of Christmas the good republicans gave to me;

12 senators yelling “you lying!”

11 lobbyists for spanking

10 false fox news reports!

9 tea party protests!

8 people on a death panel!

7 major freedoms lost in the patriot act!

6 thousand-point drop in the stock market!

5 golden parachutes!

4 painful Palin interviews!

3 new laws screwing me in bankruptcy!

2 endless wars!

And a crashing economy!